March 4, 2008

Cheeseburger in a Can

What will they think of next! How do you improve on cheeseburger in a can? That will increase attendence at our scout campouts.

I admit I was intrigued by the other product mentioned, Peronin:

Peronin is easy to consume during the contest, is readily assimilated by the body, and enters the bloodstream immediately. In addition, in extreme situations, it eliminates the risk of suffering the much-feared fatigue caused by a lack of oxygen in the blood and it minimizes bowel movements.

I cannot stress enough the importance of minimizing bowel movements while camping, or during sporting events for that matter.

Posted by Kevin Murphy at March 4, 2008 11:58 AM | Fun