I don’t watch Ellen DeGeneris so I missed her emotional meltdown the other day:

For those who missed out on her shaggy-dog edition of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” here’re the condensed version: DeGeneres and her partner adopted Iggy, an adorable Brussels Griffon mix, on Sept. 20. But Iggy didn’t get along the couple’s cats, so after giving it the ol’ celebrity try (about 10 days?), they decided to give him to DeGeneres’s hairdresser and her two daughters. Unfortunately, DeGeneres forgot to tell the pet adoption agency, which requires notification for any change of ownership, and when the agency learned of this transfer, it told DeGeneres she had violated their contract and repossessed the dog.While unpleasant, this kind of story is hardly unusual. What moves it into the realm of OFF/beat is that DeGeneres spent long, painful chunks of airtime dwelling on her clerical error. “I feel totally responsible for it and I’m so sorry. I’m begging them to give that dog back to that family,” she bawled in a near-fetal (albeit seated) position. “It’s not their fault. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have given the dog away.”

As a dog lover, I can relate to how tough it must have been. What I cannot understand, though, is why DeGeneres would bawl her eyes out on national television. And then it hit me like a Great Dane to the chest: damage control.

With her emotional and peremptory elocution, Ellen avoided being mauled by the tabloids and, more important, avoided disappointing her adoring fans. Rather than deny and explain, she confessed and begged forgiveness. And by crying those tears, whether alligator or not, she most likely won over even more fans. Think I’m being too cynical? Watch the video and decide for yourself.

I didn’t watch the video. I did read the comments, and boy were they interesting as they showed a couple of things – the spirit of Bob Ford is alive and well, and a lot people love to complain about how other people get things done.

I’ve adopted a dog from a rescue organization and yes they were extremely thorough — the application was several pages long, the references were actually checked, we had a home visit. We felt it was excessive, but then we aren’t out rescuing dogs. It was made abundantly clear to us that if we were no longer able to keep Trooper, he went back to the agency and no one else. That’s the agreement you make to get the dog. Don’t like it, get a dog from somewhere else.

But back to Ellen D’s meltdown – is it real, or is it for show? I don’t know – how would I? On the one hand, it’s mighty convient as well as excessive, but on the other, most celebrities seem to have emotional issues that cause them to want the attention of celebrityhood.