January 30, 2004

A Man Who Knows

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?"

"I'm going to a lecture," the man replied.

"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," answered the man.

Posted by Kevin Murphy at January 30, 2004 10:34 AM | Fun
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