Funmurphys: the Blog

Tastes Great, Less Girth, I Can Sleep At Night

I'm not anti-caffeine. But as I've said before, I think caffeine is too effective a drug to waste on recreational use. And that brings me to today's complaint -- why is it so hard to order a diet white (i.e uncaffeinated) soda in a restaurant? Is it really that poor of a seller? Since caffeine stimulates the appetite, you'd think people who are watching their weight (and that seems to be a majority of us these days) would want a no calorie, no caffeine yet tastes great solution to their beverage problem. I don't want to sue, but desperate men do desperate things.